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It's dark and the only source of light here is a monitor on top of a playroom stool. If you look closely, you might even notice the walls have green, juicy veins that run to the floor. You didn't think you could take the abuse of a silent room, and you didn't even think your callused thumb could either. The last thing you heard before logging onto the computer were the tiles crunching under your feet. The last thing you felt outside of your isolation were your wet socks. What do you have left but the bittersweet sense of belonging?

Chapter I. The Importance of Onions.

Onions are sort of a symbolic object of nostalgia to me. They can be left in a room-temperature basket for months, and they're pretty flexible foods. They're often the last impression you get from a meal, whether it's because they leave a nasty aftertaste, or they are one of the many staples to a good meal. The last smell I would remember every day though was the smell of onions from my Grandma's couch. Do you have a smell that reminds you of a comfortable time? ONION ROOM serves as a "me" archive, nothing more to it.

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KGCL Viewer: You don't have to be up close and personal with me to know that I take enjoyment in discourse, but Onion Room is a modest field for sharing with my neighbors; a portal between two worlds.

Photobook: .jpg's that I think you should look at.

Warning: photobook features graphic/offensive imagery. Assume the worst.

OTAKU: If I feel like it, I will talk about fiction. Sometimes I like it, sometimes I write a long block trashing an entire beloved series. If you don't like that, maybe the KGCL Viewer is where you should start first...

KG's Playlists: Revamped MP3 collection site.

About the Creator of OnionRoom: I am KG, a recovering hikikomori. I created and curate everything on this website

Hey soda drinkers: What's your go-to carbonated brand.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Are you the same OnionRoom as the creator on Soundcloud?
A: Yes.

Q: There's a weird piece of code showing up under the blinking GIF. Is that intentional?
A: Very intentional. You're supposed to copy the code under what we call an "88 by 31" button, and paste it onto your own website or editable profile that supports html. It will directly link to your favorite blog.

Q: How will I be able to keep track of what gets updated or added to OnionRoom?
A: You're going to have to check in with our Neocities Profile. Or you can check in everyday and play guessing game with what I changed.

Q: I really want to deliver feedback about an article I read. What do I do?
A: E-mail me @ onionroom@protonmail.com. There's a 100% chance I will read it as soon as its been sent, but a 35.7% chance I'll respond.

Q: Do you really hate emos/goths/punks?
A: No I think they're awesome.

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